They went to a restaurant in sweats. They were meant for Applebees.

50% of the disaster is the drink, the other 50% is going to Applebee’s in the first place.

‘Scarlet Witch: A Season of Sensual Spankings’ could be the boost MCU needs in Phase 5.

that’s...really hot.

Man, where did he find that crooked mechanic... Angie’s List?

Liz making solid contact

A Ghia as a first car! Style and Taste! I award you ‘The Tony’

Hard to top ‘the glance & grin’:

Hahahaha!

This level of maintaining smiles at all times seems like a huge chore for social media. Can’t someone just post being bitterly tanked on 20+ boat drinks like the rest of us schmoes?

He was always my least liked presenter on Top Gear. I generally agreed with him when he talked about cars, but when he strayed off topic if found him to be unbearable. I feel he’s lived long enough, and changed so little as to make himself irrelevant.  

I saw Marco Rubio myself.

GOP douchebag is full of shit?

Duke’s makes for the best chicken salad.

Laura Dern is a nepo baby.

I will not hear Aliens slandered like this.

The only sane response to anything since November 2016. And 2000-2008. Maybe 2010-2012 too. Ah, shit.

Ah bless..  Perfection.