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A person who whole heartedly embraces weird conspiracy theories, attributes utter bullshit conclusions involving satanic plots to political leanings and has blamed George Soros for everything under the sun may actually be a bit insane herself?

Is “knuckle puck time” a sex act?

Sad Mitchy is saaaaaaaaddddd. Or thats his resting bitch face.

twins?

LOL yes! That’s what happened to me, as well. I found wallpaper that had apparently been stamp-painted with fish stencils. For the first floor bathroom. That was a choice.

Credit to Kate Riga at Talking Points Memo for this thought on their podcast:

“Didn’t they have a plan?”

From the moment they rammed Justice Serena Joy onto the Supreme Court, they knew this would happen. Did none of them think to contain the fallout somehow?

If just one of these jackholes had said, “OF COURSE a

That was even better than I expected it to be!

This is why we need ranked choice voting everywhere.

(1) couldn’t agree more, the stories beginning matter-of-factly with some allusion to the “fact” that the GQP *will* win back control of Congress because that’s what has ALWAYS happened...well did you think about the effect revoking a right held by the majority of the country for 50 years *might* have on that equation

Good. That frickin snowbilly’s got no damn business in politics. She couldn’t even handle sitting on the city council of Wasilla.

I’ve never understood why the media keeps predicting this mid-term based on past mid-terms. Congress is finally working for Americans, and the Republicans have nothing to offer but chaos.

After Reagan was shot an nearly killed by a seemingly deranged John Hinkley I thought for sure he and Tip (Tip n Ronnie!) would get together and cobble together a firearms, mental health bill. Instead he signed a few years later the firearms owners protection act which gutted the ATF but at least banned armor piercing

Get a cheap wallpaper steamer from Amazon. Seriously, there’s one on there for $50 and it’s totally worth it, especially if you’ll need it a lot. You’ll get hot and sweaty and gross, and you might flip the breaker a couple of times if you have anything else on in the house, but it’ll help you get done in a fraction of

You’re making a whole lot of assumptions based solely on one undeniably true assertion made by the commenter: that Hillary Clinton fucked up. The proof that she fucked up is that she lost to Donald Trump.

V-10, manual transmission, no ABS, no side windows, no automatic transmission, terrible suspension and build quality like it was made in someone’s home garage. It’s the epitome of a hot rod. It has more in common with a T-bucket than a contemporary Corvette did at the time.

Ten-thousand percent. I don’t need a somber, elegiac moment from a show that *checks notes* let Trump host. If ever I wanted to tell a show to F*ck Right Off, this was that moment.