The dude that showed his dogs butt during a news conference is complaining about “grandstanding”. I just can’t even.

If he ran it, my guess it would be the next iteration of those crypto micro-nations or whatever that were trying to start a colony on abandoned oil rigs and busted up former cruise ships so they could mine coin in international waters or such. I sort of remember those all failing miserably?

When I was a kid and spent nights at the house of a particular friend, his mom's giant spicy pickles were our snack of choice. They were so large, and the brine so full of flavor, that two pickles each would hold us for a long evening. I only got a look at the basement pantry once and was stunned to see four shelves…

she is brain dead, meeting the legal definition of death in California.

Yes (1:30 in the trailer).

What no love for the patron saint of Celebrity mustache’s?

“There’s a sucker born every minute”

I bet you’re fun at parties. (and I don’t mean that facetiously!)

Are you a historian by chance? 

How does that internet truism go? “If you are offered something for free on the internet, then YOU are the commodity being sold.”

The later Freaky Friday, with Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis, is really pretty good.

Honestly at this point... fuck Olivia Wilde and fuck Harry Styles. They both are such trash human beings.

Do you feel that way about this in particular, or do you hate all body-swap comedies (of which they’ve been many, starting at least from 1976's Freaky Friday, staring Jodie Foster as a child even before Taxi Driver).

and the boot had low sides.

She flaunts her relationship with her leading man (while still with her partner) all over set and now she has the gall to whine about discretion?

I got served papers while on stage, too, so for the rest of my set I had to carry the papers while gyrating and removing the remainder of my clothing.

“He could have served me discreetly, but instead...

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