I read this and was like “Yea this is the same guy who basically had scientists taking off protective gear and start fucking around with alien life forms and also had a woman get killed by a giant rolling wheel of doom by apparently never watched a Loony Tunes Cartoon in her life and you know, running out the path of…

“or talks about (looks around quickly then crawls in really close and as they redden) spell under their breath S...E...X.”

Sound the trumpets, I believe we have found the Rightful and Righteous King of Edgelordvania!

How anyone.....ANYONE could read that schlock and immediately not bust a J Jonah Jameson cackle and ‘you serious?’ is beyond me. It was simply put, the DUMBEST take I ever witnessed.

And to the unshock of many.....the first vote shit the bed.

Yea was shocked to see Color of Money rolling low on this list. I consider it top tier at least as it gave Newman some meat to really re-carve his niche with the return of Fast Eddie. It was a great blend of the old talent mixing with the young hotness all over the green felt of the eternal table. I have watched it…

Reese is such a powerhouse I wish I had 1/3 of her energy.

It really depends....I have found that the majority of the ones they have starred in also has a ‘producer’ credit, almost always bullshit but not all (See Reese Witherspoon below)

I’ll say it again....Jada seems like an eternal shitpot stirrer. It’s been month after month of ‘I don’t see myself in the rags, better say something....’

Yea this isn’t news. People have been clued in on this in my neighborhood for decades and we have more than a few who roll down the shutters by 2 to 5.

There he is! Seize him!

mayo on anything other than an egg sammy.

If Conservatives could poof everyone except themselves out of existence, I would give them a half hour tops to start splitting off into groups of ‘we are the TRUE conservatives’ bullshit.

Steve Scalise to Jim Jordan......

Gee Dave, can we ask you a favor and check for polyps while you firmly wedge your head up 222 asses?

The ‘name one Democrat’ look was a nail in the coffin for me. You can literally see the doom of actually having to back her bullshit dawn on her as he states it.

Seriously...a squirt of deli mustard or hot mustard enhances the flavor. I have never got beef from anyone for a small smear.

He’s not totally verbal; he used to be a voracious reader—he didn’t want anyone to know that—and he’s not reading now.

Fun Fact: The T.A.M.I. show was notable for one great slight.

She seems to be eternally trying to stir the shitpot. Especially when she can milk it for a mention somewhere in the rags.