Literally knew that frothy little gremlin was positively vibrating in place is self important fury when I saw the title. Gotta love idiots who refuse to budge from their lane and think they are important enough to stay there to be the biggest cliche.

All I want is one flying right hook just demolishing that lantern jaw in the slowest slo-mo 4k we can get. Just a ‘look at Musk’s face when reality finally hit and turned him into the whitest surprised jack o’lantern you ever seen.’

Huh....and here I figured it would have been a ego blowout on a launch of something.

Aw fuck....James fuckin Comey.

Can’t have them outshine her dazzle, apparently.

<Insert organ shocked music here>

Did you see the newest attempt at saving the campaign?

Sounds about right.  The dude is a complete trainwreck nowadays so they could throw that out there and hope it sticks.

He’s also full of shit.

Pence was perfect for Trump as he was a mannequin with nothing to lose and had built himself up as a Churchified tightassed throwback to the 50's who wouldn’t say ow if you hit him across the face for fear of you getting mad. But here is a trivia bit that’s going to stump you.....Who was Hillary’s VP pick? I will bet…

Hahaha....numbers for her appointment? For Fox viewership?

Christ, they are probably already requesting an extra janitor to mop up the drool seeping out from under Suzanne Scott’s door. 

Exactly!

The funny is he is so petrified of direct confrontation......from Trump of all people.

“That’s really interesting sir....but do you want a large or medium fry?”

Anything....but you know, actually running the fucking country.

Yea, don’t start casting stones now Cait. No one has forgotten your overt sycophantic hypocrisy.