That’s their part of the bargain in serving the ruling class. Like, where do you think the overseers went after the Civil War? They got jobs in the PD and the Sheriff’s Department. Same job, different pretense. Keep ‘em in line, keep ‘em away from the big house. Whatever you wanna do in the meantime is your business.

Yes, Yes, a thousand times yes. Love to see new sketches, as well as at least a few hellos from beloved old favorites like Buddy Cole, Darrill, Darcy Pennell, The Cathys, the Geralds, the Sizzler Sisters, but most of all, FRANCESCA FIORE and BRUNO PUNTZ JONES!!!

While I agree Death Comes to Town was uneven (I just think overall KITH style lends itself better to sketches than long-form, plot heavy, scripted comedy) I thought Bob and David was great.

The Clintons both just need to go away. For all their MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY faults, the Georges Bush stayed the fuck out of the limelight when their time passed. Particularly HW, the press would constantly ask his input, especially when Dubya was president, and he wouldn’t take the bait. He’d make some bland…

Just off the top of my head, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers. Bill fucked around A LOT. 

This piece of human fucking garbage.

To protect and serve the ruling class.

I don’t discount your perspective of this, but I think it’s more pernicious. I think they know and recognize the feelings, but they’re gaslighting. “You’re not an equal member of society so your petty little ‘concerns’ aren’t as important, so you really needn’t get so worked up about them.”

Lying little whiner. I count 10 credits on imdb dated 2017 or newer, one of them a 32 episode series. Granted, I’ve never heard of ANY of them, but let’s be honest, no one was considering this walking tube of hair gel for any Oscar-bair roles. I mean, the only thing I’ve EVER seen this fuckstick in was an M&M’s…

Also loved him making the volcano with the cute little boy with the speech impediment.

Yeah, my not at all accurate comments haven’t gotten to you at all.

Must have, because I didn’t get one of your 200 word ramblings that look like some Breitbart fever-dream MadLibs bullshit. I just got your paraphrasing of the old dril “i’m not owned! I’m not owned!” corncob tweet.

Nabisco is just an abbreviation Na(tional) Bis(cuit) Co(mpany)

I will fuck shit up if I can’t get Cherry Coke Zero or even regular Coke Zero. The longest I went without was 4 days a couple years ago when they changed the formula. My husband almost divorced me.

Meth’s a hell of a drug. Seek help. crystalmeth.org

Absurd contention. A great deal of Titanic’s box office success was Leo’s teen girl fans. I was in college at the time and literally EVERY girl I knew saw Titanic in the theater at least three times, most of them (and I) were already ardent, suck-the-skin-off-his-dick fans of Leo since “Basketball Diaries” and “Romeo…

Yeah, watching him buttfuck Professor Lupin from Harry Potter was confusing for me at that odd coming-out stage.

Took me YEARS to come to terms with this, but basically it’s this... the reason shopgirl and ny152 were compatible is they each had and nurtured something the other lacked. Joe’s a sharp, tough hardass who says what he thinks and gets his way, but he’s kind of lonely and aloof. Kathleen is gentle and intuitive and…

Joe’s grandfather did say he knew Kathleen’s mother and thought he might have gone on a date with her, but that’s it.

This is one of my genuinely favorite movies, and almost gasped when you used the term “love letter to the Upper West Side” because I’ve used those exact words to describe it myself. Searching my mind, the only scenes in the movie that don’t take place in the UWS are the boat scenes (pretty sure all the yachts are…