He certainly is pretty, though.

At my all-boys Catholic HS we called the lunchladies “the Marys” because legend had it that they were all named Mary.

My canned response, that I’ve only had to use once is, “Do some fucking raising and people won’t have to tell you how.”

At first I saw your point, now you’re just being a condescending asshole to get a rise out of him. Grow the fuck up.

Cool ranch is the devil. It puts in powdered form the second worst flavored condiment known to man, which contains the worst flavored condiment known to man. If I wanted the taste of rancid mayonnaise dusted with onion and garlic powder on my chips, I’d live in the midwest. 

WOW! Thank you! As it turns out, they have a companion site for other Eastern European countries, and there are several East German films I’ve always wanted to see but never been able to find.

Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.

Thanks. It’s not so difficult once you realize they only have about three different lines of attack that they mix and match; whataboutism, gaslighting and strawman attacks. Just stay calm, repeat facts and build a logical argument. Feel free to pepper in lots of derisive language to show how little you think of their…

Keep spinning, dickhead.

Only the daftest of daft wypipo could think fried chicken has one or two ingredients. I can’t think of a fried chicken recipe I’ve ever seen that has less than 10.

No dickhead, just the actual fascists.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess this room was about 90% male and 98% white.

Inglorious Basterds is probably my favorite Tarantino movie. Perfect balance of taut thriller and tongue in cheek comedy. I particularly love the whole German language scene in the basement bar. What impresses me most are the little details. Watching that scene the first time, I caught the hand gesture when the…

It seems pretty clear that this was SPECIFICALLY to fuck with black people. What these security people did was a list of WHAT NOT TO DO IN LOSS PREVENTION. I managed a high end haircare shop for years, and I would NEVER confront, or allow an employee to confront someone unless they had personally witnessed the theft…

You speak the truth. In my salon years, I very briefly managed one of those blow-dry places, the big chain, and since they ran a labor budget like McDonald’s, I would have to wash clients’ hair myself often. If I had a nickel for every bougie white woman who ONLY got her hair washed that once a week when I’m doing it,…

This is just the first product to be unveiled by our new corporate moniker, Miss Appropriation Products, Inc. Where we take products and practices people of color have been using for years, put it through our DAVIDSEDARIS5000 honkifier to make it blander and safer for white audiences, and jack up the price 800% by…

Not gonna lie, every time I get a news alert on my phone, I say a little prayer, “Hope this is it. Trump suffers fatal...”

I think that’s true of Cooter and Joe Bob, but the sneaky fucks like Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, and Dinesh D’Souza fucking KNOW. They’re educated (notice I didn’t say smart) and probably stumbled upon this in high school or freshman year in college, smugly dropped this in conversation to own the libruls on campus or…

I agree with you both. His Letter from a Birmingham Jail is practically known by heart by the people of color I know, but most white people have never heard of it.

While useless rich meatbags have the money and resources to last much longer with advanced healthcare, we are all living tissue at the end of the day. And this particular feculent puddle of living tissue DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. He’s in his 70s and eats high fat, high sodium garbage loaded with hidden sugar,…