All that weed giving him some legendary munchies? Our boy’s porking up pretty fast. 

Now wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that a guy who looks like Lurch from the Addams Family, who runs a business in a field known for fraud and preying upon the weak and stupid, whose only TV appearances outside of a B List celebrity cameo are paid infomercials... are you trying to tell us he might not be…

Wouldn’t want to tarnish that wholesome, me-first, always blame my offensive line when I suck, sexually assault a team employee then spend two decades trying to destroy her when she dares to speak up and defend himself, overrated camera hog image

I’m sure if we put our heads together long enough, we’ll come up with the white answer. 

Ahh, Patricia Heaton. Fuck her with a rusty chainsaw. Ignorant, racist, Trump supporting skank.

Whitford is SUUUUUPER liberal, so I doubt he’d sign on to anything that was overly condescending and preachy. He was excellent on The Handmaid’s Tale, and reportedly his role is carrying over to season 3.

I fucking love Taco Bell. Is it ‘authentic Mexican’ food? Fuck no. It’s fast and cheap and delicious. 

And to Bushman, I’m not ungraying your ignorant racist and sexist bullshit. Who is she banging that could get her pregnant in a WOMEN’s facility other than a male Corrections Officer, which by definition is rape. Fuck outta here with your malignantly hateful assholery.

Actually it will be VERY hard. The Fourth Amendment protection against search and seizure. Obtaining blood would ABSOLUTELY require a warrant, which would require probable cause. There is no court in the country that would authorize testing the entire male staff of the jail.

So my husband is Filipino, and I’ve been introduced to many Filipino foods I absolutely love, but the banana ketchup... just no. Way too sweet, odd texture, just off-putting in every way.

For the most severe, my old school Bostonian father was fond of “It’s raining like 40 double cunted cows pissin’ on a flat rock.” Imagine hearing that when you’re like 5, shouted in a THICK Boston accent.

Blue wall of silence. They’ll never find the father, unless someone gets an attack of conscience. And with law enforcement in Alabama being involved, I’m not holding my breath. I saw someone point out DNA tests don’t lie. Unless you’re planning on DNA testing every single employee of the facility in which she’s been…

Why do I have the horrible suspicion that she knows who raped her, but given who the likely perpetrator is, the threats they levied against her and her family are enough to keep her quiet. 

Meth’s a hell of a drug. 

That girl done fell face first off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way done.

Last Will and Testameow: Weekend at Dead Cat Lady’s House 2

This guy maths.

There’s a saying in the 12-step world of which I’m very fond, “keep your own side of the street clean.” Bitch could have learned WELL from this.

And a blatant liar like trump, too. I’m willing to bet the claim of grabbing the other caddy, Sullivan, in a chokehold is a total lie, as Sullivan no doubt would have sued his neanderthal ass back into the stone age.

I will never for the life of me understand why these fucking people are famous. They bring literally NOTHING to the table. They have no skills to speak of, they can’t sing or dance or act, have no particular athletic or artistic skill, have no intellectual or political perspective worth sharing, and aren’t…