They do. Also, fun fact, you can also score too highly on police entrance exams, the idea being if you’re too intelligent, you won’t feel challenged by police work and will become bored.

Lindsay Graham, so dead girl, or at least dead inside.

Good, maybe they’ll knock each other out and leave us with a GOOD nominee to beat Trump.

Thank you! “Das passende Wort” failed me. There used to be a Biergarten on the Lower East Side that had the really thick casing, but about 5 or 6 years ago they switched. It’s definitely less messy, but I feel like the flavor of the older sausage with the thicker casing was a little fuller and complex.

you bawdy little monkey!

Yeah, I would be willing to bet actual money someone put in HARD time to get him to use nasty instead of “uppity”

It’s not. It was most definitely weisswurst, purchased from a German butcher, in Germany.

I wonder what the real reason is.

Some of the more traditional weisswurst I’ve had has a VERY thick, pretty much inedible casing. So people would cut a slice, dab mustard on it, and squeeze the soft, mousse-like meat into your mouth. A little labor intensive but delicious. 

Such a clever people!I once saw a group of French tourists, and even the children spoke perfect French! WOW!

*chaise-longue

The garlic monekys have always bothered me too! The italian dude in charge of them is dressed up in some 50's Ricky Ricardo tropical frilly getup, which in no way ties in to MONKEYS (although, to be a stickler, the animals we see are chimpanzees, not monkeys)

First of all, I don’t know what this shit is, but it is no more pizza than that Lunchables box with cold sauce and cheese and one round piece of bread is, so by mocking it, we’re not mocking pizza.

Ok, long weekend and family stuff, but I did get in a rewatch, and of course your timeline holds up beautifully. Some more random observations...

I wonder how Beto reacted when Yolanda told him she wasn’t gonna clean his room no mas. 

I’m reminded of this portrayal of Victoria...

I promise to add more later, but I’m just leaving work for the day, and I had to stop and applaud this. It’s truly a work of beauty. I can’t find a single flaw in your reasoning. This article and all the comments have obviously whet my appetite for a viewing this evening, which I will absolutely do, with your…

Question for the Houston Superintendent of Schools: Is this the only school with a parental dress code? If not, does this dress code also prohibit yoga pants, scrunchies, sweatbands, compression tops, douchebag cargo shorts? If not, why not? I’m sure you have the white... I mean, right answer for us.

Yep, people who don’t get this movie need to see Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers. Verhoeven definitely has a style and a point of view.

You just hit on my other biggest question about this movie, the timeline in general. Over what span of time do the events in Showgirls take place? We are literally given NO CLUE. From Nomi and Molly’s vomitrocious meeting to the next scene where they’re established besties and roomies with Nomi working at The Cheetah,…