Bailey’s. In my younger days my favorite drink in the world was a tall glass of bailey’s on ice. I was also very cheap, so one night I bought a bottle of Carolan’s, a knock-off brand, and poured myself a big-old glass. It separated in seconds. I knew this was probably not a good thing but I wanted to get drunk, so I…

Right? I didn’t know that green beans were actually GREEN and not grey, and that they were supposed to be crunchy and tasty, not soft and flavorless as it dissolves in your mouth.

Yeah. My mother, god bless her, is the worst fucking cook on the planet. I grew up loathing vegetables because they were generally prepared by opening the can, emptying the can into a bowl (salty water and all) microwaving it, and putting it on the table. Asparagus was placed in a bowl of water before microwaving, so…

Does this mean we get to whip this motherfucker across town and then nail him to a fucking cross until he suffocates to death from the weight of his own body?

Oh boo hoo. We feast on your salty tears.

Is she the one who made queso?

So you can fuck your sister, but you can’t refer to a mythical evil creature when eating an egg based snack.

“Look, I wish I could just give a round of antibiotics to everyone with TB, but that’s just not realistic. What’s more, it’s not fair to the thousands of people who overcame the TB on their own.”

The biggest benefit of being gay married... my husband and I have two large screens on the wall in our living room. He’s a big gamer (Final Fantasy, I forget which Roman numeral) and I’m a fan of the NFL and shitty 80s movies. He plays his games with his headset on, and we get to be together on the couch.

“He probably wasn’t even really queer! I BEGGED him to fuck me and he turned me down. That sound queer to you?”

Republican willful ignorance 101. Take a well-known metaphor used by the other side, interpret it literally like a 5 year old, express mock outrage to continue the grand game of whataboutism.

I just have one request: when Karen gets arrested for letting her dog shit in the quad and threatens the security office, please mace her and get it on video. Please.

Definitely going to try this recipe. My bread obsession began about 5 years ago, my then boyfriend (now husband) bought me a KitchenAid mixer for my birthday, weeks after I had discovered GBBO. I enjoy baking all sorts of things, but there’s something extra fulfilling about baking bread and learning the techniques to…

Wow, you got FoxNews Gaslighting Bingo!

An inbred WASP convinced he was chosen by God to rule? Isn’t that basically what we have now?

Came to post the exact same thing. I wonder what it is that’s COLORING George’s hypocrisy here.

I believe the pro-wrestling term for this is “kayfabe”

Oh absolutely, but they retreat when they have to. I’m reminded of McConnell filibustering HIS OWN BILL after Democrats unexpectedly supported it. https://theweek.com/articles/469675/mitch-mcconnells-amazing-filibuster-bill

Gotta disagree. Some bad vodkas smell like paint thinner and go down HARD whereas a good vodka smells like nothing and goes down like warm water.

I loved the Arch Deluxe, with that big circular piece of bacon.