Many customers make fresh coffee their sword to fall on. They don’t care if it’s swill, as long as it was brewed within the past 90 seconds. I had several regulars who demanded a fresh pot every time, as if it was perfectly reasonable to expect us to dump away an entire carafe so they could have it just-made. We…

That would be awesome! People would pick it up and read it to find out what it uses instead of proper tasty ingredients, and get an explanation on how silly it is to associate guilt with baked goods. Would buy.

Incredibly common. I think it goes back as far as the ‘80’s when fear of a big bad carb started. We used to call them “bagel boats” (actually Boca [Raton] Bagel Boats). The funniest was when the “We don’t scoop” signs started going up. My sister used to scoop her own so carefully that she left a uniform trench. Then,…

Oh my god that photo. She’s got like 3bn calories worth of cream cheese on there easy, and she’s worried about a little bit of bread??? JUST BE FAT, IT’S WORTH IT.

How can you get rid of the best part? When I was in middle school, the only school lunch food I would touch most days (I had/have some really weird eating habits) was a plain bagel, which I would then skin so that I only ate the soft, fluffy insides. This abomination would have my nightmare.

Thank GOD she scooped out that .25 oz of evil bread to make room for a half cup of nourishing, healthy cream cheese.

yaaaay! take that, myfitnesspal!

You can turn off those notifications if they bother you! Just go to Settings>Diary Settings>Show Diary Food Insights and turn it off.

I’ve read that eating molasses also helps ease menstrual cramps because of it’s iron content. That’s what I tell myself as I’m sopping my biscuits but I can’t wait to try this tomorrow. I bet the flavor is really nice.

MOLASSES! Oh my God I love that stuff so much. I think because it reminds me of being a kid and sneaking spoonfuls of the stuff from the pantry, but it’s just so GOOD!

Any half-decent diet should have a no-guilt requirement. You don’t get to sacrifice psychological health for weight loss and call it healthy.

Ooh, I have way too much of that in my house (biscuit fiend that I am) so I’m trying it tomorrow! Thanks!

Innnnnteresting- never tried that one in coffee (sugar connoisseur here, I like to try them all).

I have this app, and i use it to keep a handle on my portions for snacking bc i just LOVE SNACKING, but...this app is SHAMEY. You enter something and it will pop up with a passive aggressive note like “your goal is to stay under so-and-so mg of sodium.” or send you a push notification like “you havent entered your…

Also any diet that limits exercise.

Any diet that allows diet soda is suspect.

Oooh!! That explains it! I ordered a macchiato at the independently owned coffee shop across from my studio and it was ah-mazing. I thought it was the best coffee drink ever made. Then I ordered it at Starbucks and was like WTF is this crap?? I had no idea. I guess I still don’t but at least now I understand what…

He gave me the ol’ “If you’re not a liberal in your 20s you got no heart, if you’re not a conservative by your 40s you got no brains” speech more than once.

Starbucks has positively sensible naming conventions compared to a beer bar I worked in. Instead of listing the ounces, they named the four sizes pilsner, draught, tall boy, and hofbrau, which were 12, 18, 26, and 38 ounces respectively.The first of these is a type of beer, the middle two are serving styles that do…

My brother was working the carving station at a hotel brunch a bit outside of Atlanta when someone proud Georgian went on some rant about other, apparantly “Yankee” customers and how the South is so much better. After asking my brother and being told that he is from Ohio, Georgia Guy declares “that’s ok, Ohio is an…