Irrational Man could literally be the title of any Woody Allen movie.

I would like the one in the vest, please. (A thing I never thought I’d say.)

“You’re So Beautiful Just Like U R (As Long As You’re Conventionally Beautiful)”

I did it, I have PCOS and it's very hard to lose weight. I did it on the advice of my dr and with a nutritionist. I learned a lot of helpful things.

But if diet and nutrition were actually simple things to deal with, you wouldn’t have any grounds to be superior about it.

People like me, who have suffered from ED and need to make sure they’re eating enough? Athletes? Those trying to lose or gain weight?

Do you think that setting a food item on fire accurately measures how much energy our bodies extract from a food item?

I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

You can’t prove that I’m not a steam engine.

I love most of these, but I have mixed emotions about the apology pizza story. I’m glad in the end she completely apologized, but it was only after she realized she had the card in her own wallet.

I am now imagining Eddie Vedder taking his daughter to have tea and it’s adorable. I’m also imagining them sitting at a toddler sized table and drinking out of tiny flower-patterned teacups.

My friend and I waited on the Kentucky Headhunters at our finest restaurant in our midsized Pennsyltucky city before their concert at the Fairgrounds. They tipped us generously and included a joint. They put our names on the list to go to the concert. Not at all our musical preference, but really? Who wouldn’t go to…

I’d like to believe that all of these instances were Eddie Vedder in various disguises, gallivanting around the U.S. in a mission to make server life a better life.

The woman in Valerie’s story has a brilliant idea. Nobody would turn down an apology pizza. An apology pizza could end wars.

I mean, I forget to flush the toilet sometimes and run a huge ponzi scheme. But I’m human and I’m really sorry about it so it’s cool.

This is the sort of comment (hers) that Godwin's law was made for.

Reminds me of Hitler’s last words: “My b, you guys!”

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

A boost for an athlete to get into an academic institution is kind of fucked up. At least they don’t officially lower degree requirements for those good at sports.

Great response! Not only is this person implying superior qualifications, but also superior genetics, a remarkable feat. I’m probably just jealous because I wish I could start a sentence with “I’m a legacy...”