Well, I’m certainly curious what she has to say about Israel. 

Yeah, last year I was out of town when the fires were bad and panicked when I saw an article saying “Fires cause devastation in the heart of Hollywood”. Turns out dumb reporter just doesn’t realize that Hollywood is an actual neighborhood and was referring to the fact that celebrities live in Bel Aire. :|

If we need to separate the art from the artist, why don’t we just take terrible men’s names off of their creations and attribute them to women artists? Oh, you don’t like that idea? Does not compute. . .

And men want all the pats on the back for not pressuring their wife to take their name, but the idea of taking her name is never considered for even a second. . .

Wait so we’re supposed to blame one man for all of the oppressions perpetrated against women. . .which one?

The only thing that surprises me about this is that this guy has a girlfriend.

Did you also make out with that pretty “male model” guy? How long did he text you afterwards?

That is interesting— I have heard of people feeling that way, though for me it’s the total opposite. I was a late bloomer and when I suddenly figured out how to get guys interested in me, it felt like a newfound superpower and I promptly made out with EVERYONE. But it took longer for me to hang out with someone long…

I’m not saying everyone MUST discuss their exact number, but for a lot of people it comes up and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s one thing if it just never comes up, but it’s weird to be actively opposed to disclosing it.

I always lol at the Okcupid question “Do you remember the names of everyone you’ve ever made out with?” I’m tempted to comment “Not unless ‘Four Different Guys at the 2008 New Years’ Party” is a name.

Because sexual history is an interesting part of a person’s life, and hearing about it can be a great part of getting to know them? You can ask questions while still giving no fucks.

The only correlation I’ve noted is that people tend to be best in bed when they’ve both been in at least one long-term relationship and also slept around a bit. Because they’ve both spent time with someone who they could figure things out with over multiple experiences, and figured out how to adapt what they know to a…

The only reason I know mine is that some friends and I were feeling silly and made lists on our iPhones and have continued to keep them updated ever since. But last year I looked at mine and spent a full ten minutes staring at it trying to figure out who the fuck “David #2” was. So yeah I hear you on the just losing…

Yeah I’m pretty confused that sex educators and doctors consider this an important question. If you’ve been tested since your last partner, what does it matter how many total partners you’ve had? I’ve only even had doctors ask me how many partners I have currently, not how many I’ve had ever.

Yeah, exactly! I’m not going to hide anything from my partner that I would talk about with my friends, and my friends and I talk about our numbers (and um, a couple of us have made lists on our iPhones annotated with various interesting statistics. . .). It’s not a big deal what the number is, but it’s an interesting…

People keep saying this but like. . . a lack of hole in the bagel does not minimize the amount of cream cheese you can put on. I have been served bagels that appeared to have an entire package of cream cheese on them. It just makes the bagel higher. It’s not a problem.

I have seriously considered releasing a line of “Guilt free” desserts. Except they aren’t low fat or gluten free or sugar free or any of that bullshit, they’re just guilt free because it’s insane to feel guilty about eating a cookie.

And you experience one last moment of rage when you see that they call them ‘Food diary insights’. ‘Oh really, cheese has fat in it? THANK YOU FOR THAT STUNNING INSIGHT.’

It just looks like they made the sauce and forgot the pasta. And like the sauce was gonna be pretty gross as it was.

You can actually turn off those notifications! I just discovered that and thank god because I was about to become a crazy person yelling “OMG I KNOW THERE’S FAT IN WHOLE MILK, BITE ME MYFITNESSPAL”