. . .I think I have wrapped a gift on the subway once, because I bought my office secret santa gift on the way to work. This might have been me you saw.

I was kinda into these ads at first (because seriously I am fine with subway performance in general but it is not fun to have someone nearly kick you in the head. Also I believe it is a fundamental right to be able to choose where and when I hear loud flamenco music), but at the same time they're about to raise the…

Yo, I tend to think you're hilarious but this is not actually much funnier than putting his suicide note on a t shirt. It's not funny if you're actually suicidal, and it's REALLY not funny to joke about the idea that you would be if you're not. And I recently lost someone I love to suicide, so I'm not up for any…

Don't worry, it's not that great. Tastes very good and it's an entertaining task to fight your way into a whole one, but in general I prefer not to have to battle my way into my food.

Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?

What exactly is it that's being satirized, then?

On the bright side, there are dozens of "WTF" comments on the Facebook and only a few "get a sense of HUMOR, GEEZ" ones, so that's nice. Although it may be accounted for by the fact that most of the people who like the page are women, so there aren't as many dudes poised to chime in in defense of the patriarchy.

Oh my god, that sounds like some kind of horrendous "Would you rather". "Would you rather see 50 Shades of Gray with your mother in law on Valentine's day or describe your last sexual encounter to your Grandma?"

Aight I can sort of get down with that, although I think I will hate this movie too much to even enjoy the hate-watch. I tried a similar thing with Twilight but I fell asleep about five minutes in. SO MUCH MEANINGFUL STARING.

I saw a preview of this and it's coming out on VALENTINE'S DAY. I need everyone reading this to swear to me that they would never ever go see this wretched movie as a V-Day date. PLEASE.

I say right in my comment that some guys do need Magnums, just not as many as think they do. This article headline is about "Men who say they're too big for condoms" ie men who say they are too big for any and all condoms and won't use them.

?? It seems like we're in agreement on things from your other comment so I'm not sure why the wtf. I meant to say that I'm only willing to date a guy who is active in his feminism and as those guys are few and far between I'm a little down about my hopes of snagging one.

You. . .should really rethink that. It seems like you are on your way there, but do you see how in our society, you get to feel like you want the kids to have your last name, and the woman has to break through barriers if she wants the same thing? What are you going to do if your wife feels the same way?

You seem to be under the impression that I care to encourage a guy to rubber up. I am not interested in having sex with anyone who needs my encouragement to care about safe sex. It's your dick, figure out what condoms you need to have good sex and bring them along when you plan to have sex with anyone. The anger, and…

This is so true and the best explanation of why I will probably be forever single.

Erm no, it's dudes who whine about condoms being uncomfortable who can't perceive the third option, because a decent guy who knows he needs specific condoms to be comfortable has either brought them with him or does not expect me to have sex with him if he hasn't.

Omg this is brilliant. I also saw a guy list Bukowski as his favorite and add "I do identify as a feminist. If you want I can mansplain to you why these things are not mutually exclusive". Because knowing the word 'mansplaining' means you get all the feminist cookies even if you do, in fact, mansplain, right??

I recently got an Okc message from a guy who identified as a feminist in his profile, but made a rape joke in one of his questions. When I pointed out to him that this wasn't cool, he said "That's not a rape joke".

Um, I object to "the Humanist boyfriend will do in a pinch". He will not. He is, in fact, among the worst of this terrible, terrible list.

By "we" I mean whoever the owner of said uncomfortable penis wants to have sex with. This article is not lacking in 'real world sensibility': it is directed at immature men who want women to have unprotected sex with them because condoms are just too uncomfortable. You recommended that we "err on the side" of…