So. . .you care more about the cost of mattress removal than victims of rape on a campus feeling like the university gives even a tenth of a shit about their assaults? Because that's the message they clearly sent with this bill.

Sooo. . .because women in college are technically less likely to be raped than people who aren't, these women who have been victims of rape, or seen their friends be victims, shouldn't protest the ridiculously inadequate response from their university?

Why does this overall pretty interesting and balanced article have such a stupid and clearly wrong declarative headline, even by the author's own admission? Having a Tinder account is cheating if it's cheating by the definitions of your own relationship, just as fucking someone else isn't cheating if those are the…

Is it just me or is the implication there that more than 12-15 would be excessive?

What would possess a person to bring pot-laced cookies on their first day of work??

I mean yeah, this is why Fruitcake, not to mention lame-ass storebought cookies and desserts of all kinds were invented— so you can give someone a 'gift' of not particularly tasty shit that they will both feel guilty about eating but also too guilty not to eat.

Yeah I also came and bragged about how the guy I lost my virginity to was pretty cool, which allowed me to omit that my first kiss was a goth dude who I dated in 9th grade who went to a different school, and after three months we were saying "I love you" and talking about going to college in the same place, except…

I mean I guess some people would enjoy reading a lengthy exposition of Uncle Vernon dying of a brain aneurysm. Just not my thing yknow. :P

This is why I'm glad I was a late bloomer and had no sexual experience at all until I was 20, even though I was certainly not happy about it at the time. I lost my virginity to a guy getting his PhD in Physics at Columbia who had a cute British accent. If any of the guys I crushed on in high school had actually ever…

SO MUCH BETTER. I started the Casual Vacancy and was like "um, this is basically Uncle Vernon Has a Brain Aneurysm" and quit. I loved both of these.

I'll back further up and say I don't understand the appeal of Fancy Handbags, at all? Like Berkin bags that cost $20,000? They aren't even that nice, the whole point is just saying "my outfit cost more than your car" and I can't imagine any planet on which that isn't considered tacky and braggy. Why not just tape all…

Yeah, if anything the proliferation of knockoffs increases the status of having the 'real thing' and makes people want to buy it more.

Sooo just in case there's still any doubt in anyone's mind about who the NYPD is out to protect, they took a short break from assaulting unarmed black men to protect the profits of Chanel and Michael Kors. Got it.

The response from MSU makes it sounds as if they pick their graduation speakers by putting the names of every American citizen into a hat and picking one, in order to make sure that anyone's ideas can be represented at their university. If you claim that picking someone to speak doesn't mean you think the things they…

I don't like her either, but is an article about how she was raped really the place to mention it? If you want to make a point about her own potential assault of her sister, fine, but general dislike of her and comments about her race issues (even if that WAS) a real tweet is pretty damn insensitive. People we don't…

Ugh, you know all the mentions of 'selfie' are from people who think it makes them edgy and clever to write a list of all the things they hate about other people's profiles. "Don't send me a message if your profile pics are selfies or if you're racist or classist but also only message me if you have impeccable grammar…

. . .aren't people gonna feel kinda bad about all this snark if she turns out to have terminal cancer? Be nice, peeps.

I love all of this curriculum but especially the fact that it'll lead to 14-year-olds saying "Want to go back to my place?" when they actually mean hiding out in their parents car in the driveway.

You really think that omitting the part about taking pleasure in delivering the news of the death of her grandfather made it sound MORE creepy? There is clearly nothing else worth saying to you on this topic.

"As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sexual predator…