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@Calliope: Ha! You've got plenty of scrawny hipster boys around then, don't you? I live in Brooklyn, I just went out to St. John's a few times when the ex and I were trying to make the long distance thing work. What year are you? If we've met this will be extremely hilarious. . .

NOT counting shoes and accessories? I basically only wear three things already. Jeans (all the same kind from Old Navy), American Apparel T shirt, American Apparel hoodie.

@Calliope: Are you close enough to Santa Fe? There's a bunch up the hill at St. John's, including my ex boyfriend. You can have him. :)

I can't pinpoint exactly what is wrong/inaccurate about this study but it just can't possibly be true.

Is any workplace truly safe for Ashton Kutcher's butt?

Ooh ooh! Who's making the "Proud Enemy of the Home and Of Christian Civilization" t shirts?

OK, just to play devil's advocate for a second?

Shitstorm relating to usage of term "slutty" starts in 3. . .2. . .1

@shak_diesel: Yeah, and check for wedding rings! I've flirted with people who probably assumed I knew they weren't flirting back because they had a big ol' hunk of metal on their finger, but I never ever think to look.

A friend of mine's girlfriend cheated on him with a girl she worked with, in their bed, while he was out of town getting surgery. It was basically the epitome of evil.

Is it bad that my reaction to that headline was 'yum'?

This reminds me of the ultimatum I set for myself a few months ago:

Since when do you get detained for having a shouting match when nobody wants to press charges?

But it tastes bad! It MUST be good for you!

@Forris: So you're looking for a woman who:

I just replaced my entire profile with a closeup of a big hairy mole!!

I am about as hippy-dippy-daughter-of-a-midwife-have-your-kid-at-home-in-the-tub-while-a-doula-rubs-herbs-on-your-belly as one can get and even I think this sounds like a bad idea.

Remember the 18 gajillion trends articles about how many more people in their 20s live their romantic lives outside the context of traditional 'dating'?