Go on...

Noooooooo, Jessa! I was hoping you were going to be the Duggaress that takes her time on the whole babymaking mission.

Maybe it’s me, since I am not a baby/kid person - but I don’t understand the fascination with celebrity offspring. They bred, made an infant. So what? Not the least bit interested.

I hate that “honor code” where nobody’s supposed to tell anybody that anybody’s cheating.

I just want to know what an indirect aunt/uncle is.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

We don’t know her financial situation. I know its shocking, but some people who are well off don’t shower their kids with endless wealth. She said in the video that she couldn’t ask her mother for the money and that she drainer her checking account, got money from her boyfriend and still couldn’t afford the…

That is horrendous and I am so, so fucking sorry.

“Adoption. Murder. Irresponsible. Whiny etc” Let the comments roll.

We are not allowed to judge fashion without being called catty? Wat? I have no clue who these women are and what their lives are about. Its about fashion...or lackthereof at Coachella. Its not that deep.

I swear to you that is not it.

The makeup thing blows my mind the most. I just cannot get it. How. Where. Why.

One of my friends mentioned to me than one of her friends (who I don't know) is at Coachella with her husband for their honeymoon so now I am wondering if this is her...

You win the internet today!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

Ah good to know. California's in an epic drought but really, keep that grass green for the elitist sport and stupid hipsters to ruin.

The green grass was my first thought, too! Do they truck it in? Isn't there a water shortage and everybody can only drink 1 liter a day, or something?