Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

“No word on what the penalty is if the rule is broken.”

That is the dream. Though I think cleaning each other’s houses requires a type of next-level friendship.

She’s thinking like a rich white woman.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Actual footage of Bobby at Jez today.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I’m getting Emily Valentine from BH90210 (can’t tell if the pic is working but everyone knows I’m right)

A male feminist walks into a bar

I watch Blackish. I don’t watch anything with Charlie Sheen and never have. You want me to give Chris Brown ‘a break’... why? And do you think that him beating up Rihanna was the most recent violent thing he did?

FACT CHECK no Mission Impossible sequel can be unnecessary because they are all extremely awesome

I mean, how else are they going to write about a tool like this? When Jalop posts about a new car, nobody accuses then of shilling for Trabant or whatever.

I was in a restaurant yesterday, just wanted to relax and look at my email, had ordered and was chilling out at a table that I had chosen that was admittedly away from the rest of the crowd - and a woman walked to the back of the restaurant and decided to use the table smack next to me to change her kid’s diaper. No…

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I don’t really want to wade into a squabble about this or anything, but I would - to a degree - argue that it is us who are obsessed with “Becky.”

Uh, Becky tried to get cute on Instagram right after Lemonade dropped with some “good hair don’t care” bullshit, got dragged to hell and read for filth, and then deleted her Instagram citing “bullying.”

I can’t bring myself to watch the video. I’m already cringing too much.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

I think the food is only overpriced if you’re not coming from a place like Metro NJ/NY, Los Angeles, etc.

“You’re ‘bout as cute as / An old coupon expired”