Team America, always. She’s a national treasure.

The world would be quite different if 20 minutes watching Youtube could actually change your life.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

And with that, Pratt and Anna Faris are off my list of favorite celebrity couples.

what does that have to do with anything? people have differing music tastes, news at 11.

Really, really enjoyed this article. It’s got everything: social observation, declinism, humor, depression, brevity. Great job.

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

I still very much like Nicki Minaj. This mistake doesn’t mean I’m not a fan anymore but she definitely fucked up.

Fancy chocolate is overrated anyway. Give me Toblerone or Milka and I am good.

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

Ha! I was teaching a play written in the 1920s to first-year college students, and the central character in the play wants desperately to have sex with her boyfriend, but doesn’t want to be a “bad” girl. One of my students said, “I don’t get it. Why doesn’t she just go on birth control?”

That’s not a “disturbingly real” version of the song, it’s a rather outlandish satire based on how 40s language sounds to modern ears. It’s funny because it’s over-the-top. Frank Loesser wasn’t writing about duct-taping and raping his wife, of course, but the idiom is a little archaic, and lends itself to exaggeration…

Ha, ugh. I actually was firmly on the date rape side of this song until I read those tweets a few days ago and had a new take on it. Google failed me in finding them.

Duck! Incoming! :)

Rough translation:

The slippery-slope argument you’re trying to use is nothing more than a straw man.

Yeah, any interview I’ve read with models who seem to be at all honest and realistic about the industry essentially say that everyone is naturally very thin, but still dieting like crazy. No one is as thin as the modeling industry currently wants “naturally” without restricting their diet. Just no one. The only…

They’re excluding sick people from a job that will make them sicker.