UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

Neil Patrick Harris?

Oh, boo! According to the person who helped me, it is supposed to give you at least three options in varying shades. Verdict: your awesomeness cannot be contained.

I didn't see the series, but the book it was based off of was excellent itself.

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

He’s slipping into self-parody to make up for it. He’s trying to be more Johnny Depp than he has ever Depped before.

he’s not 25 and beautiful anymore. he needs to come to terms with that.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

;)

Nuh uh you’re wrong.

While I’m not angry at the nudity in general, nor I am at the nudity of toddler, this is clearly a sexualized nudity context, so I find it totally inappropriate for a toddler.

ETA-No for real tho, I think she was just mad trolling them. That is some dry ass sense of humor there. My hat is off to her and her ability to keep a strait face.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

Oh cum all ye faithful.

Oh and that episode has my other favorite SATC scene:

Also, female police officer is a pre-Shonda Rhimes Dr. Bailey.

Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene: