Unidentified 2: I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.

Yeah, but this whole thing borders on an act of God. Just a series of unfortunate events that happened to occur right as she publicly announced her transition.

I dunno, I’d need a totally new face. And a lot of other things.

If being "hot" was your job, and only requirement in life, and you had unlimited time, money, and resources, you would be.

This is a sterling example of why it’s so important that we shame and defund PP out of existence.

Miley Cyrus is a legitimate treasure, she has beautiful tits, and I would happily hang out with her and smoke weed and wear nipple pasties any time she asked me.

penalty kick

I can’t deal with these monoverse truthers.

I just read these out loud to my boyfriend (while laughing!) and he didn’t realise any of them were jokes and is really genuinely impressed with Taylor Swift right now.

I think she’s gorgeous. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

So I go the pharmacy and get Plan B, which is basically like mainlining a bunch of birth-control pills. Even though I am solidly pro-choice for everyone else...

My good friend is miscarriage prone and is pregnant again (she managed to have a kid two years ago, but has miscarried since), but she’s had nerve-wracking spotting, weird blood tests, I worry very much for her.

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

I’m going to be that person who points out that 1816 was the Regency period.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

“More like eighteen hundred and froze to death, amirite?”
*Everyone in the pub groans*