Looks like he’s getting another one anyway.

When I was in 1st grade, a girl kept trying to pull my uniform skirt up to show the boys my underwear. She tried like 5 or 6 times, ignoring me telling her to stop it, until I punched her in the face. I got in trouble. When my mother was called up to school to discuss this…

That is insanely responsible of you. Never ever ever are those people getting more than my minimum required payment. The government and I both know that they’re not getting their $150k back, so I refuse to pretend.

She planned the whole thing to upstage the bride. Taylor is very much in control of her image and I’m shocked you can’t see through it.

I understand what you’re saying but I think it’s a little arrogant to imply it was any less painful for me to hear those things simply because it wasn’t directed at me.

Both her parents are white. She herself is lily white. She dyed her hair and darkened her skin with cosmetics. She also claimed her adopted brother was her son, her father had cancer, she had cancer, and probably a lot of other shit too. She is a lying liar who lies a lot.

And FFS STOP SAYING SHE’S THE SAME AS CAITLYN JENNER.

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

Thank god this was a short update, I am still trying to catch up on all the other articles from today. I cannot absorb this information fast enough. (AND YET WE STILL DONT KNOW WTF IS ACTUALLY GOING ON)

... but. she didn’t grow up facing discrimination or being held back because of her skin color.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

Though I think a thread of good vibes and nice messages would be amazing, maybe she doesn’t want much attention?

And the thot plickens.

All the married people I know have separate tooth brushes. I’ve been married 10 years and don’t share. That’s gross.

And the plot thinnens.

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine

Laura Prepon is seriously fucking gorgeous though.

(yes I know she’s a scientologist. no, I don’t care.)

And suddenly I realized...my being pregnant had to pause.

I couldn’t help but wonder...was she even pregnant to begin with?

This is actually a great article, full of actionable tips and clear reasoning, but the writing style sounds like a children’s book writer. Not a bad thing, but a bit jarring.