I don't have children, but I still give the side eye to people who'd prefer to stay late at work, despite the fact that everyone else can accomplish the same work during normal hours.

I hate to be that guy....but this seems a bit cruel

Oh great, now it's the honey-bucket challenge.

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

The end is deer.

Sour beer is great though.

"When people first meet me, they always think that I'm a bitch," says Ashley Benson of Spring Breakers and Pretty Little Liars. "I always get called that. Always. Because I don't talk."

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

BUT SHE GOT UP AND FINISHED THE SONG!

I was just thinking that there's nothing that conveys sincerity like a hashtag.

That is REALLY tacky.

i've heard the exact same thing from gay and lesbian friends about transexuals.

It sounds "relatable" because most of what asexuals describe is just totally normal, average sexual interest and expression. For some reason they decided to borrow a bunch of concepts and terminology from queer usage but — at least from what I have seen — the majority of them aren't really outside the norm.

Ok. I don't think you understand the frequency with which I get comments like that that are 100% serious. Kinda kills the instinct to take it as a joke.

Nah, you should probably pack it up and go home, Kara, because this one Latino win negates every single cringe-inducing moment outlined here.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

I had no idea she could sing like that.

I believe Ed was playing a parody of himself, a difficult to work with actor.