lol fuck that shit

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

I admire your taste, you bitch.

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

I love that Will has clearly been made to watch Frozen many times as he hits on point the choreography from the movie... Ahhh, life with toddlers

Will do. It was stupid of her to leave her phone on my desk while she ran out to pick up lunch. It's like she was asking for this.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

And also, as Jia points out, you can't help but feel they're actually using the implied sexual harassment of the cover graphic as some sort of titillating visual. Like, ooh, we got your attention with this - now let me tell you how the exact behavior we just encouraged is harmful for women.

Pretty tone deaf to run an article about sexism in tech with sections titled "Gang-Bang Interviews" and "Asking For It".

See, I'm starting to get convinced that even with cameras, the problem officers are just going to keep doing shit with impunity, because they know they won't receive any sort of punishment or consequence.

"or the related but only slightly less odious assertion that men will pretend to be trans women just to get into women's restrooms."

Does what he can to make people only care about blond White women. Gets mad when people only care about blonde White women.

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

I doubt that the police officers were Inuit.