1) These ding dongs need different jobs. Quiet jobs.

Really? I thought people called her out on it all the time...

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

How humiliating. All I can say is that I hope she wins the lawsuit. Period.

Jia... I thought you made up the stuff from the newsletter. And then I followed the link and found out that that was straight reporting. I have no more words.

I remember that, I was getting free HBO at the time. I love Rogen but hate, hate, HATE his laugh. He usually laughs at anything. He didn't laugh one time that night. Bill would make a joke and the others on the panel would chuckle, not Rogen.

Seth Rogen was on his show late last year (promoting the interview before it got pulled). Maher asked him if it's hard to be a comedian because everyone is so politically correct and sensitive these days. Rogen responded something to the effect of, "I think a lot of people who complain about political correctness…

There are so many things to hate about Bill Maher. My favorite is how touchy he gets any time one of his monologue jokes bomb (which is at least twice per episode.) His immediate response is to accuse his audience of being humorless and hyper-PC, when 99.9% of the time, the joke just plain isn't funny. It's among the…

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

I thought this headline meant that the original video was actually Funny or Die and I was v. confused. Also, I'm a little stupid.

"One of those people"? I've literally never heard of one other person who deliberately chews gum in their sleep.

This is some fucked up Six Feet Under intro right there.

I have mixed feelings about him. On one hand, he's funny and smart and soooooooo fucking cute! (One of the things that bugged me most about Community was that Jeff was the sex symbol, not Troy, and how can you possibly suspend your disbelief that much?)

People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive enough.

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