There is nothing about anything regarding this whole situation that isn't incredibly sad.

When asked why he was only speaking out now, Scotti says he "felt sorry for the women" who have recently come forward with sexual assault allegations against the comedian. (Sounds like those women probably would have appreciated that outspoken pity in 1990, but, HEY, better late than never.)

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

GUYS... This is almost exactly the same fucking story from 2004-2005 at UVA:

What the fuck is this shit:

'I've done something wrong and I recognize that and I'm willing to take my licks and deal with it,'

Yeah. Plus, those Steubenville footballers acted on their own. There was no adult pulling the strings there.

Do you mean just the big buckets, because yes they sell those in both primary colors and pastels. And don't knock the smaller sets, they are just a collection of blocks with instructions to build something. The blocks can be used to build anything. Usually the first time around we follow the instructions, a good…

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Saying "I don't know what's wrong with you, my last three girlfriends got off from three minutes of missionary."

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

When men wear those oversized tank tops where the arm hole goes super low and shows their sides. Especially the homemade from giant t-shirt kind. Pasty side ribcage is not for me.

I predict this causing his health to decline, death relatively soon, and everyone forgetting the bad to remember the good. The Paterno effect.

Whoppi has accumulated a suspicious number of pro-rapist positions. She is starting to look really gross.

I'm so disgusted that Whoopi defended him on The View and went so far as to say he settled in court because innocent people settle in court all the time.

Hopefully what we are watching right now is him going down in flames. The fucker deserves worse.

I dread thinking of the real number of people he assaulted and victimized. Someone with such a long career and demigod status has probably harmed many more dozens. This guy is a monster and I hope he goes down in flames.

Woot. I want to give both of them a hug! Good for both of them! I wish them both well! Be happy, be free!