So Ice T and Ice Cube are successful actors. Dre and JayZ are rich from branding. How is Eminem growing up? Oh right... He really hasn't

It's not a issue for me. I do not and will not watch any films by Allen or Polanski, I don't read Orson Scott Card. Same for Michael Jackson. There's a whole world of creativity out there that doesn't need me to support creeps like this. I cast it aside without a second thought.

I wouldn't say I feel certain necessarily, but I firmly believe it. I guess it's a combination of things. His strange interviews, how weird Neverland Ranch was, etc. I mean, I'm not a court of law - "beyond a reasonable doubt" isn't the standard by which I form my own personal conclusions about a person. It's just…

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

The power your computer consumed while you typed this comment could have provided light for 13 orphans to learn to read. You monster.

I guess there are worse ways to spend your money... but it's still extremely depressing to think about all the missing people (POC especially) who don't have this much money spent on efforts to find them.

Mihalyfi, 39, of Georgetown has hired psychics

Let's not compare the modeling industry to race. Coco Rocha is right.

I was 17 when a teacher started grooming me. In retrospect, as a much older adult, I was in no way able to deal with that shit when it was happening. And yeah, it does fuck up your ability to be in relationship later, as an adult. Thank the gods for really good therapists.

In what version of reality was I picking on her?

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

A better question is why we should measure their sales against each other's, and how it plays into the misogynist habit of assuming any two women who exist in the same space are competing. John Cleese and Martin Short have memoirs out too: Why not throw them into the comparison?

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

I think she look really hot. She looks happy. And the shaming about her posing nude because *gasp*!!! she is a mother, makes me sad. She looks good. And oily.

She had entirely too much fun with this. She is getting more awesome with every less fuck she gives.

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

I dunno. I see parents all the time ignoring their child's bad behavior and tantrums and I disagree that there's nothing to be done. As a parent, I have snatched my kids up and taken them home when they misbehaved in a store. Do this once or twice and the behavior stops because kids love to be out and about. Some…