Huh. Doesn't matter if its ballet, gymnastics or tennis, people legitimately get salty when a black woman dominates in "traditionally white sports".

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

Remains of ill-fated 21st century time traveler discovered in Siberia.

Twertle.

I get why her show is more scrutinized than others - that's the downside of being the first of your kind.

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

Not once have I ever meant, "ducking." Not. Once.

Hahaha, Lewinsky in a blue dress + Cumming. Doesn't that take you back?

A lot of the "Nice Guys" end up becoming feminists. In fact plenty of the "Nice Guys" I know are feminists, they're just complete introverts so they don't say it much. Most of them claim to be nice guys because they've been told they're ugly, fat, awkward, geeky, etc.

Pretty much any guy whose not traditionally…

It's been kind of great to watch him and his comedy evolve. I used to prefer watching Tom Haverford to watching Aziz. But he just gets more thoughtful and interesting in his stand-up as he gets wiser.

This piece was funnier than any article about sweatpants has a right to be.

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.

I applaud her courage and strength. But it's important to note that she didn't have to forgive him to be a good person. Forgiveness doesn't make anyone a better person, morally, than people who don't forgive — and if you're in a position like this, you should make whatever choice is right for you and your own recovery.

The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.

"Stupid lasagna" is a perfect term.

I said this on Twitter. I like Collin Farrell because I think he'll sleep with anyone and there is something endearing about someone that democratic. As someone who like McConaughey long before he came back into favor, I hope the doubters give him a chance. He's a good actor and I think that he'll be a good asset to…

PLEASE Michael Pitt! Boardwalk Empire went straight to shit when he left.