The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

His sister started the GoFundMe page. As outrageous as it is, I understand why of all people she would do that.

I chortled from this. I don't think I've ever chortled before, so thanks.

I didn't watch the last season as I was planning to binge watch it when it was done, but then everyone said the ending sucked so I never bothered. Maybe I'll watch the final season up till the end and then just put this on.

Same! I refuse to even click on the video. Too late, How I Met Your Motherfuckers, you blew it!

I noticed a light was on across the street, unusual for my old neighbour. It was still on the next day. I couldn't see anything else amiss but called the police to be on the safe side. She'd fallen and couldn't move, she was really weak when the ambulance arrived but she ended up OK.

After I ignored my neighbor's screams and found out later that she'd been put in the hospital for domestic violence injuries, I vowed to never mind my own business again when it comes to that sort of thing. I've checked on other neighbors over the years when I thought it was necessary. We need to look out for each…

I'm just gonna take a minute to get excited about the fact that a black woman, Shonda Rhimes, is creator, writer, and producer of THREE primetime shows back to back on a major network, two of which have black woman leads.

I don't want Beyoncé to be friends with Blake Lively.

Yeah I was reading this thinking hmmm, well my rape isn't in that number, I wonder how many others aren't...

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

Priest collars. Don't judge me. The Thornbirds was really seminal (heh) in my life.

Always.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

Patton reminds me of Louis CK in that he can occasionally be tonedeaf and wrong but he is open to having that explained to him and every single time so far he has said "you're right, I was being an asshole there, my bad." I have enormous respect for those guys just by virtue of being willing and able to admit…

This is almost as awkward as when Antz and A Bug's Life came out at the same time. Sorry, J Lo. Nicki is Disney and Iggy is Dreamworks.

Patton seems very open to discussion and learning. I love him a lot.

This might be the best article image ever.

It's not because she's a woman. It's because she is a comedy writer who created a show about a gynecology practice.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.