I started watching TDS when it was Craig Kilborn at first. The Tonight Show has survived different hosts...IDK, I'm hopeful, for sure.

I said I felt the word was accurate in my original comment but I know my feelings do not impact the definition of a word. Why the pedantic tone?

So, would I be "assassinated" if someone didn't like that I'm atheist? I feel like assassinated is used for famous/well-known persons. (Still, I felt the word accurate until I began to read comments questioning its use.)

Since never.

I want some famous woman to go up and down the red carpet just nodding, "Women are often the targets of unnecessary evaluative commentary" to every comment about their looks.

Yeah, exactly, why should they want to talk more about their accomplishments as successful people. Just because women are often the targets of evaluative commentary doesn't mean we should try to change that. Just be happy with your millions, why you need respect, lady stars?

That is some She-Ra realness.

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Has she ever been not engaged?

I had all my spray tanner on my legs drip off on a date rowing a boat in Central Park. I had little orange rivulets running down my legs that I desperately tried to wipe away and only got orange hands for my trouble. Not romantic.

Do Gerber babies required to be white?

I ate lunch meat, sushi and a doughnut with caramel machiato (sp??) every damn day so that I could enjoy my pregnancy. I think docs and the web make it seem like your baby is so fucking vulnerable to your decisions and it's just not true. That whole list of things that you "can't eat" or do while pregnant is really a…

Look, I cried when my estranged father died! I dealt with real grief but not bc I didn't get a chance to reconcile with him while he was alive! I was mourning the good parts such as they were, sure. I also cried bc he wouldn't have a chance to hurt me again. The universe took him out and it wasn't my agonized choice…

So, like this is a primer for the prim. Prim Primer.

At least...she has...support? idk, guys, this is rough. No more internet today.

There was a landing at my house that hung over the set of stairs that led to the first floor. If you stood in the middle of the staircase, you could reach up and grab onto the ledge. My brother used to do pull-ups like that.

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My 3 yr old is OBSESSED with the Wham! song and we've been listening to it on a loop for 2 weeks so even though it IS the #bestChristmassong ever, I hate it now.

Grooooossss.

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