oh man, if i had money all the stupid shit i would pay for

Kind of on the nose, though, right? It's the name of the album.

Did you notice picture of the warrior?

Yes, exactly. You COULD beat the odds if you effectively changed them by increased participation but it takes so much work!

"they searched Tims and found the Rolex inside her vagina."

If you passed a guy jerking off a parking lot, would you call the police?

I know you mean well but...

Symmetrical faces are often perceived as more attractive but I didn't say it was preferable. "Uggos"? Really?

I think because it gives the illusion of absolute symmetry: your eye will just assume the other side exactly matches the one you're shown. It seems like a way to look more attractive.

I don't think there's an appreciable difference between saying "I don't want to engage with critics because I'm focused on my show" and "I'm too busy."

I, ummm, don't mind this.

Dude, HE didn't do anything wrong. THEY did.

I believe reasonable people *need* to dogpile when they see/hear stupid shit. Same with racism. Kill it, kill it with fire.

I like the myspace vibe of that GIF.

This is DELICIOUS.

yeah, it's almost like they're entertainers.

Would this work in a toaster over? This seems so yum and easy but the thought of turning on my oven right now makes me want to vomit.

fixed that for you (the "FIFY" in the column was a typo)

Either my apartment has a low flow toilet or I excrete abnormally large shits because my toilet clogs nearly every damn time unless I break it up with the plunger. It's gross.

I slept it off.