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Take a class. Smile, make eye contact and don't run when someone talks to you (unless you're a woman and a fucking weirdo approaches you).

(i know)

Some rom-com writer is furiously brainstorming right now. We'd have a town to save, a man to marry, a career on the brink (!) and an intrepid bride never (??)-to-be.

omigosh I think you're the one who's HIGH

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"I Learn of Jesus God's Sex?." I want to be all, "Enhance" on this one spot.

With the exception of Rihanna, I am sick of celebrities on every cover. (This woman isn't even famous just related to someone who is/was!)

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"You took my son away from me," [Mike Brown's mother] told the television news station KMOV. "Do you know how hard it was for me to get him to stay in school and graduate? You know how many black men graduate? Not many. Because you bring them down to this type of level, where they feel like they don't got nothing to

Yiiikes. This is such a Bible belt story. I used to be told these friggin morality tales every Sunday at church and this one is so tedious. You are not an example to Jesus when you're an idiot with an overactive imaginary conscience that coincidentally (!) makes you better than everyone else. Shit.

Idk, what you call bromance I call two men's social interaction in a noncompetitive situation. I don't think it's campy to see two dudes strip down to their skivvies or get active together, I think it's fun! I read a little "no homo" in your comments but I might be wrong.

They look like ye olde surly teenagers to me.

Yikes, that's the boldest accusation yet. By the looks of the picture and the blurb, you're going straight to abuse?

Basically, Facebook is just a way to make sure you have the opportunity to offend everyone you've ever known. Also, see: weddings.

I've been watching her all over the interweb! So consistently funny. I've watched this particular bit evolve and her delivery was more understated for a while. She's even funnier now!

Are you this guy??

I didn't know any of that.

Is French-Canadian a race?