They look like ye olde surly teenagers to me.

Yikes, that's the boldest accusation yet. By the looks of the picture and the blurb, you're going straight to abuse?

Basically, Facebook is just a way to make sure you have the opportunity to offend everyone you've ever known. Also, see: weddings.

I've been watching her all over the interweb! So consistently funny. I've watched this particular bit evolve and her delivery was more understated for a while. She's even funnier now!

Are you this guy??

I didn't know any of that.

Is French-Canadian a race?

Whoa, wait, example of Anne of Green Gables being racist? Classist, maybe...

Oh, yeah, I guess I was assuming that they would really commit to this kind of thing. "We went full on Abelard and Eloise." -Angie, according to my imagination.

I appreciate that you could find a genuine way to incorporate hadn-written letters into your life. I hope you have a pen pal.

I can turn anything into an income inequality argument. ;)

So melodramatic, though, and the effort that goes in to it. I don't have time.

I have switched to Softcups recently and they say it's a no mess way to have period sex. So...

on a loop time infinity +1

the only person i didn't recognize in that photo was zooey.

Expert photo analysis: Bey is wearing her version of a burka which she intends as a subtle but obvious nod to Jay-Z's authority in the marriage and Jay-Z smelled a fart.

Generic music but now I have choreography to learn so that's a win.

"But some writers like to discard pieces of paper when they're frustrated, in the alternate universe where no one ever invented computers and we're all still writing on pieces of paper and Blake Lively is the Princess of the island nation of Preservania."

When my 3yrold kid watched all that soccer for two weeks straight, he said "Oh, shit" every time something happened even when my husband wasn't around.

Blake Lively is that rarefied combination of white, rich and blond.