I give up. Jalopnik is all advertisements. Goodbye!

They used to have a V8 AWD Charger option but, stopped offering that in 2014 except for police cars.

That’s about the worst music I have heard in a youtube video. Shazam says it is a tune called Beautiful Love by Helmet. You are welcome.

Maybe it’s one of those new fangled self-drivin Flash Gordon robo cars.

I’m sure everything in the car will be recorded and you will be forced to watch targeted advertising based on invasive personal info they have on you. The car will know more about you than your mother and offer uninvited suggestions of what you should be doing with your life.

Amazing patina! Collectors love patina!

Steering wheel probably comes off to make it somewhat easier to enter/exit because racecar.

How far can it go on a tank of gas at full throttle?

A G63 AMG 6x6 is so much safer. When will Tesla add another axle?

Numbers matching?

Should have bought a truck, maybe a semi.

Edd China could do it. He is looking for a new gig. He has an awesome set of tools.

Big Foot jumps over a plane:

Is there a Singer version?

Mission Problematic!

I-10 through Louisiana. Much of the driving is over a giant swamp. Stop for gas and you have to stand there while giant bugs try to fly up your shirt. You would think it would be ok to drive through there quickly but, no, police are sitting there with their radar guns enforcing 55mph.

Chevy website starts it around $41,000.00.

Would you prefer another story about an old Jeep?

Seems like this is basically a modern Herbie -The Love Bug. Why don’t they just make an animated Herbie movie?

American Motors and the Gremlin coming back any day now.