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Original BMW clown shoe.

I’m going to call the Miata the Miat.

Batteries are in the floor so it probably needs enough space to get a decent range.

Ralph Nader tried to warn us!

Pretty sure it’s a Chevy Malibu with VW badging.

Needs gullwing doors and power it with Mr. Fusion.

Paul McCartney of Wings fame!

Lamborghini Bicycle

Sure, take jobs away from young ladies working there way through college.

Can Audi dealer mechanics fix the STronic transmission when it breaks or do they just shrug their shoulders and go derpity derp like they did when the DSG transmission flaked out on my 2004 Audi TT?

Cars will be maintained by robot mechanics 50 years from now. They will 3D print whatever parts are needed, synthesize whatever fuels or oils and be able to emulate whatever electronics are necessary.

I had one. I think it blew the welds on the intake.

Most of the women in the movie are being used to pump out breast milk and babies. Theron’s character hauls around a truck full of breast milk. The old women in the desert use another naked woman as bait. Is all that the “feminist” style?

Somebody missed out on the cash for clunkers deal.

The Car

A ‘77 Impala will do that if you put 2 slightly different sized tires on the back.

You could stick a Buick badge on it and nobody would notice.

The new presenters will be Piers Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe and Dame Edna.

68 pounds of unsprung weight + wheel & tire.