Hey goat! I'm gonna beat your head in with the hickory stick!

Damon Lindelof should be broken into a hundred pieces and released into the nearest toilet.

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Jesse should have been killed off in season 2 when his junkie girlfriend died. He no longer serves any useful purpose. Here's to hoping Walt is one to kill him since he's protected the pathetic little loser for the entire duration of the show.

Ultimate Spider-Man is terrible needs to die a fiery death. The new Avengers will be just as awful. They're idiots for canceling Avengers: EMH.

Here's to hoping she gets put into a cheap nursing home by her kids and slowly withers to death from misery.

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Yes, and they're doing it wrong. I was a personal trainer during my college years. I understand that it's not physically possible to keep you back absolutely perpendicular to the ground, but it needs to be as close as possible. Otherwise, it's not isolating your legs like it should be.

Or, you know, buy a shirt a size larger if you know it's going to shrink and not worry about it.

Free squats or low weight squats will serve you well. I do them frequently and my knees are as bad as they come due to old sports injuries and early onset arthritis. Building up your quadriceps (the big muscle on the fron of you thigh) actually helps to support the knee joint and anything you can do to strengthen that…

True. Just make sure to do them right, with your back in a straight line perpendicular to the ground (or as close as is possible), or you could cause damage to your back. Also, you don't want to go past the point where your thighs are parallel to the ground as that can cause damage as well. As with any exercise,…

Obvious troll bait headline is obvious.

Dr. Rockso says "b-b-b-bitch please!"

Ha. Meat balloons. Any sweater meat?

"It could be Zebra cum! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!" - Lewis Black

No Stargate (of any variety), no deal.

November 22, 2013 is the official release date set by Lionsgate.

Well, with Apple's stockpiled cash they could (almost) stage a hostile takeover of Google at this point.