FWIW, that plate has been registered to a grey 4957cc (5.0L) Porsche since 1991. Jeremy also has a past history of choosing the 928 having done so for the "cheap Porsche" challenge.

It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

Countach. It's the most Lamborghini-y Lamborghini ever.

That's ridiculous. We've all already seen the best way to ball on a budget.

Boy, you're fun. How'd you find your way to this website? What's more jalop than driving a hearse? How are you enjoying your beige Corolla?

YOU go get a wagon or minivan. Since when do we dictate what kind of car someone can drive? She sounds cool and she's got a cool car. Good for her.

Kale is really good in lasagna, but that's like defending a Prius by saying batteries are good in a vibrator.

This truck looks like it means business.

DAT CLEAVAGE DOE

so be a man and change the title.

Rule #1

emphasis on HAM

It's a VR-6 modified to hell and back again for $7K (I'll bet you could get drive off for $5500 cash though).. and it's got a roof-mounted wing so you know it means business.. (or the owner like to tow kite surfers or something)..

Kim Jong Un and Kia.

"Trust us dude, it's gorgeous!"

I bought one of these in 99' with just 100K on the clock for $10K. The biggest worry is the timing belt. If it was done around the 100K mile mark you are good to go till 200K. The rest of the car is relatively bullet proof. It has a nifty switchable transmission/engine mapping switch that goes from Eco to Sport to…

Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…

Eleanor.