I’m glad they were able to fix it so quickly.
One of the most visible reminders after Maria here in PR (besides the lack of power and some basic necessities) were the mangled McDonald’s arches all over the place. Every time I saw them I felt a little like if McDonald’s can’t get their shit together months after the…

what? I’ve accidentally left the milk out in the morning only to put it back when I get back from work in the afternoon, more times than I would like to admit, in temperatures much higher then 45 degrees and have never had any issues.

I’m with you on this.

My wife and I live in a townhouse, and my neighbor has been remodeling for the last month or so. He cleared out of there as soon as he started the renovation, but last night I start hearing sounds of heavy stuff being moved around in his master bedroom. I look outside and I see two cars I can’t…

Don’t forget about this absolute jewel

I've lived in the Caribbean my entire life and I have never seen people dressed like this. Now a proper Guayabera would have been a solid addition

I usually find someone who will make eye contact and, through subtle eye motions and nods, silently pass on my doorman duties

I get you, and I agree, but for me the filmmaker’s intention is less important than me enjoying my day. 

In Puerto Rico they’re pronounced

NES: El Nintendo
Game Boy: Gueim boi
SNES: El Supel Nintendo
Game Boy Color: Gueim Boi
Game Boy Advanced: Gueim Boi
GameCube: El gueim kiub
3DS: tridies
Wii: El güi
Switch: El Suish

I’ve got two exes who live in the same city as me, and I can count in one hand the number of times I’ve seen either of them since we last broke up.

My favorite theory is that as a spy he has to drink to keep his cover, but would rather be less drunk than everyone else, so he orders his drink watered down so he can keep as much of his wits as he can.

Raul Julia could deliver a pizza with gravitas. Which he probably did, since his dad owned a pizza joint.

This kind of thing is super common in latin america. If you’re the only black dude in a group your nickname will be “El Negro” if you’re Asian it’ll be a “Chino” if you’re fat it’ll be “Gordo”. I can see how interspecies groups would go for nicknames allusive to what makes their species different in a situation like…

I was in Germany for a business conference, and as too often happens at these things, I got sick. I bowed out of all the events for the day, and shut myself in my hotel room, looking for something peppy and brainless to watch.

This had just come out, and I figured a family sitcom revival in the vein of Fuller House sho…

I bet you tell people that Frankenstein is the doctor not the monster.

From what I’ve read. You have to comment early and often, with relevant content.

I love this idea, just name Goodman’s character Glen Allen Walken and get Aaron Sorkin to write.

They’ll call it Sue Heck. It’s about Sue working as an attorney for victims of demonic deals gone wrong. Sue being Sue, will always call the infernal dimension Heck, because her Orson Indiana upbringing would never let her say Hell.

I came here for Nadia. I’d watch a show of just her sociopathically stumbling through the fashion industry.

Most are run by agencies, and agencies are measured by metrics they pull from the advertising platform. They don’t really care as long as they can go back to the client and point to numbers that seem real.
It’s usually part of such a large campaign that the shortfalls of parts of it are subsumed by the efficiencies of…

I think the idea of a principled Republican administration in the West Wing world, would be an amazing way to help get the GOP off the racist, gleefully uninformed, track.

A version of the Republican party populated by Ainsley Hayes, Joe Quincy, Glen Allen Walker, and Arnold Vinick, would be an amazing contrast to the…