Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

And yet people will continually insist that the US doesn’t have a gun problem...

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

At this point, if you find 4chan in your kids browsing history, it’s time to throw every internet capable device they have into a volcano and move to the woods. 18 years old, Christ.

I don’t know if I love these suggestions. Mine would be:

One of the best things I ever did for my productivity and my ability to focus is to turn off the notifications for texts and e-mails on my phone. Nothing takes you out of your headspace like that little “ding” of a text message. Now when I’m working, the phone is out of my eye line, preferably in my purse or in a…

I’ve always thought that the Warthogs in the original trilogy sounded like pissed off vacuums, but that may have been my crappy TV speakers at the time. At least in those games they were supposed to be hydrogen-fueled ICE.

“And I want to know what you want to see from Jalopnik.”

As I said on AV Club, we already have 10 Hot Wheels movies under the Fast & Furious banner. All we need is Dom and the crew to drive some HW original designs. What would be your picks?

Hmmmm. Where would I have seen something relevant to this?

40 slide slideshow on a list that was never in slideshow format before? Fuck this shit, I’m out. I hate that I’m missing out on this content, but I ain’t suffering this. This is where I draw the line.

This should be put under lifehacker article....

Normally I’m just whatever to slideshows, but THIS column has never been one and it has SO MANY entries...no.  Just. No.

I see a Lincoln with a Maybach paint job.

You know, everyone likes to point out all the supposed faults in this car but I would argue this was one of the better performance cars of it’s time, especially since we’re talking about a later 2001 model with the performance upgrades.

Strong disagree. The only reason one would buy this is to be seen. It’s not fast. It’s not practical. It’s... not particularly good at being at most things people want their cars to do. The only thing this car does well is be seen.

Silver is the worst color in general, and especially on cars like this, but you won’t find many sub $25K Prowlers. Especially later ones. Easy NP.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Oh hey look, someone proving my exact fucking point, too bad they’re prolly gonna get removed for hate speech.

Cue the wave of cis people whining about this like it actually affects them. As is the usual, the conversation won’t actually be lead by trans folk, but people who don’t have a horse in the race arguing what’s best for people they know nothing about.