No love for margaritas?

Logarithmically.

I’ve wanted an 883 since I was a kid, they seemed so cool to me. But now that I’m on the market for one, I’ve realized that not only the Indian Scout Sixty is cheaper, it is also better looking and has better reviews. I’m not sure what would take me to consider a Harley now. Maybe cheaper bikes, but they would also…

I pat my motorcycle’s seat the same way I pat my dog’s head if the ride was enjoyable. I know it looks stupid, but I can’t help it.

I’m considering the icon for my next bike. Would you say it is a good daily driver?

Last year I had an avocado with mezcal cocktail at a hipster bar here in Mexico. I ordered one because I was a little bit drunk and I like mezcal and avocados by their own. It was one of the worst things I’ve ever tasted.

*reads number 4*

And drug money. Don’t forget the drug money.

This. There’s this skinny girl in the neighborhood with an old St. Bernard that seems to be pissed all the time. I’ve been cornered by that huge dog while she tries to pull it away in vain a couple of times.

Wow, you sound like a very bitter and sad person. Congrats!

So what you’re saying is that the U.S. Department of Treasury should just take a big chance and adopt the Greek management paradigm. Got it.

Have you tried a cold Modelo on a hot day (with some fish tacos and a small shrimp cocktail)? Modelo is actually a pretty good beer.

Yeah, this is a big problem with deep roots among Latin American societies. You can get a different (better) treatment in a lot of places if your skin is lighter than the average. It can get uncomfortable.

My wife forgot a lipstick in her pants one time and I didn’t discover it. It took around five hours to clean the dryer and my two favorite shirts were ruined.

I was once taken to a presentation for a pyramid scheme involving Xango juice. I was very hungover, but went anyway because I respected my friend. I sat through two hours of presentations about the benefits of the juice and the “business model.” They didn’t even let me taste the juice.

2012 Chevrolet Optra. What a piece of garbage. It had so many issues with the electric system, transmission, engine and brakes that we felt a little bit guilty after selling it.

Neutral:

Needmoargarage’s story made me remember the time my roommate convinced me of taking the cheap bus back home. He never mentioned that this bus stops at every little village between our college town and our destination. Also, people get in with small farm animals. My trip back home was usually a very pleasant 30 min.…

My parent’s neighbor still has his Gremlin, original light blue paint and everything. His wife has owned a myriad of different cars, but the Gremlin is still there.