As if this guy’s friend was capable of scoring. I think we all know that the only thing he wants is privacy to watch porn at full volume. Who’s the perv here?

I’ve broken like six glasses this year, only three of them while alcoholized. I thought this was normal, that’s why stores have such a big glass supply. Fuck.

My brother and I learned to ride a bike around the same age, 6 years old, and it was the traditional way (training wheels and a very worried parent on a deserted location).

More please.