Sure once Brits and Aussies learn how to speak English instead of whatever bastard language they speak.

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

This seems like a complicated way of doing it -- couldn’t they just have removed the pencil while the pencil was out of the frame?  Anything from a grabber arm to a guy under the table reaching up would have been sufficient to achieve the same effect, without having to do any stitching, and in the worst case there’s…

So what you’re saying is you The Simpsons to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day? Would you have any interest in seeing them do just the opposite — getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?

I think the writing on the Good Place this season has been the worst possible use of Free Will. Everyone’ doing a study in Australia! No... no they’re not. Trevor is going to mess everything up! no... no he’s not. Michael and Janet are confronted by the Ju.... no that ended pretty quickly. At least we can fall back on…

He was using “lynching” as a metaphor not literally. I now that’s it’s all very confusing but stick with it you’ll catch on some day.

Anybody know how to make burner accounts, so I can upvote this another hundred times?

In fairness, that’s in no small part because Agents was itself too obnoxious for a long time (in fact it was so obnoxious that I still don’t quite trust people telling me it’s good now).

Can the third season of Jessica Jones finally just be her being a hardboiled superpowered PI solving cases, rather than another season of origin story?

I’m inclined to agree. I DO think there was misconduct in the legal process, and ideally I’d like to see Avery get a new trial, but I do believe he is guilty. The evidence, physical and circumstantial, weighs too much against him.

While I can certainly agree with the belief in Dassey’s innocence, such a belief in Avery is baffling. He was most definitely framed (they both were), but Avery is nonetheless guilty of Halbach’s murder.  There may not be enough evidence to convict him in a fair court of law (especially now that it’s been so…

“The Good Place is my favorite sitcom!”
“Oh? What’s it about?”
“Ethical philosophy and its practical application in a necessarily flawed world, and the need to make war on Heaven to overturn an unjust regime.”

“Fans have been clamoring for something new from Amy, but really there isn’t anything new,”

“It’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!”

While sad, i contend it was not the saddest part. The saddest part is when a confused and scared Dassey is being interrogated without a lawyer for hours by belligerent officers asking incredibly leading questions. All he wants is to go home because he has to study for a test. The POS cops eventually get their…

Right, and why would you say this in the same article where you're literally referencing Norm explain that this is not what he meant. 

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

Norm Macdonald Has A Show—and a trailer. Guests include Drew Barrymore, Jane Fonda, M. Night Shyamalan, David Letterman, and Macdonald’s fellow SNL alums Chevy Chase and David Spade.