If hitting it with a hammer does not fix the problem, then it’s an electrical issue.

Only if it came with a driver.

I think this is what F1 is using as a safety car now, and when it was deployed in China, you HEARD the sucker.

Tire barriers give a loose tire a place to roll to.

My buddy accidentally hit the Norwegian prince with a football back in 1996. Hopefully this car protects him from future playing-catch incidents.

I’d configure mine with eight cylinders and three pedals.

This needs no introduction...

Does the phrase “Reserve not met” have any meaning to you?

Anyone with an IQ over 80 can understand that correlation does not equal causation. Unbelievable. Even if this was valid, it’s not the speed that caused the deaths, it’s the shockingly low standards with which people are allowed to drive and the resulting otherwise avoidable “accidents.” Maybe we should lower the…

This needs the sponsored post tag.

Been there, done that. Oil bath air cleaner no less. On the positive side, the sheen of 10w40 means ALL my kitchenware is non-stick now.

Step up your sacrilege game:

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

Congratulations, Mr. Gonemad and Mr. Color-Commentary, on COTD today! I have a Camaro for you both which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes buffing the hood.

Only matched by “Berlin to Warsaw in one tank”…

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

I wish that they would have run it at Pikes Peak.