I run uBlock Origin (as well as ABP Pro, Disconnect, adkills, etc.) and still see this article as a slide show.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

NP because Falcon. Here’s mine, handed down by my Dad recently.

David, we like you around here. With the cars you like, please drive UNDER the speed limit at all times. We don’t want to see you killed. Can your cars even go faster than the speed limit?

Looks like part of a spring to me. those aren’t supposed to break.

Move the office, or, hire remote workers. A bunch of millenials in New York city that are completely disconnected from the automotive world. NYC is not a haven for enthusiasts. Also, hire Steph and Kristen back with salaries they can actually live on.

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.

I like Mazda. I’ve encouraged others to buy Mazdas. Heck, I’ve even bought a couple new Mazdas myself in the past decade. But as much as I want this to be true, I have a hard time believing this will actually happen. 

Enzo Ferrari famously named a car after his son, Dinosaur Ferrari.

That’s awesome!

Lets spot her the 2500 to get the MS3. David Tracy nailed it this time even though that car has interior styling straight out of a metro bus.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

That looks like a Town Car wearing big old lady glasses.

I disagree. The rendering looks like a mustang rear end hastily photoshopped onto a c8 with the windscreen pushed back. The C7 looks much better than that render.  That said, I adore the C8 body. 

In America, celebrities are treated as experts on all topics. Thats why we have a celebrity as president of the country. Its fucking stupid.

Torch was closest. But for reals, just accept that a minivan is the answer to all those questions. The Odyssey tows up to 3500. It has all the space. Really - all of it. 

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 1

Let’s take inventory here.

I WANT 40 WORDS ABOUT YUGO ON MY DESK BY SATURDAY OR YOU’RE OUT ON YOUR EAR.