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Stopping to help someone with a Yugo who has broken down would be like stopping to help someone with a Hummer H2 who has run out of gas.

One of the only things I ever remember about the law in a class I took was that none of those disclaimers and waivers mean anything until a court of law says so.

How many of you feel like your car drives happier when it's clean?

You could attach another Chevette to the air filter, right?

This wouldn’t have happened if they used a digital tire gau...oh.

//FATHER

Someone else linked the overall cost after I said that.

Did he leave the sticker on for how the trunk opens on the Venza?

My Dad had an Accord.

No kidding, couldn’t they use a 737 Max for Trump?

Start the day with another Kinja eff-up! An invisible poll! But I clicked a button and it turned out to be the right one. Mostly clean, mostly likeable Bronco that I could DD and not worry (too much) about what happened to it.

You call it a “huge catch”. That’s more gripe than fine print.

... seems like a gripe. Does not seem like a “huge catch” either.

You act as if it is unreasonable though. Most people assume if the manufacturer is footing the bill to have it towed they want it taken to one of their dealers.

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

About once a year, I treat my Ram to the drive-through car wash and a good vacuuming. Next time I will film it for internet fame. 

Sometimes the remote is too far, so I use my cable tv app to change station.

Speaking of nostalgia and turn signals...

Who needs a stinkin’ key?