RAV4! Totally, good one. Or a CR-V.

I feel like the answer is some kind of Subaru, no? 

You telling me you don’t enjoy driving something that looks like a hotwheels car?

Agreed! I’d love to see all seven of those colors on today’s vehicles. Yes, some crappy colors came out of that era. But each decade has some junk colors. At least the seventies provided some happy colors on cars. Example from the other side of the iron curtain.

Were you envious of the people in the horse-drawn carriage?

I cannot applaud you enough for shopping for a fun convertible and having the good sense to say no to a Miata, the pumpkin spice latte of convertibles

Well, if you don’t want a Miata, I can’t really help you, but this might:

Failure is always an option, I’ve been perfecting it for years.

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

Just rent a Home Depot truck when you actually need to haul stuff.

Just got rid of my Ram 1500. It’s nice to park in the garage now, be able to use the short term lot near the terminal at the airport, find a parking garage I can fit in when I travel to Philly or DC for work meetings, etc.  Was nice for the 5-7 times per year I used the bed for mulch, furniture, or whatever. But it…

Wait, cheese unfit for human consumption at $100 a brick? Something doesn’t smell right. 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

And then he missed his exit, AAWWH

Protip: If you’re dehydrated 24/7, your hands generally don’t produce enough body oils to leave visible fingerprints. It also keeps your leather steering wheel from getting shiny. Besides the odd emergency room visit from passing out, I highly recommend it.

an entire article and you never mentioned the worse part of touch screens?

Spinning all the time probably affected lap times too. 

I mean...people don’t really need life hacks for the enjoyable part of parenting... 

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?