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You must have loved this year’s Coke 600(ish) event.

NASCAR should implement an F1 style time limit- everyone knows it’s gonna be over in 2 hours or less. NASCAR actually seems to take sadistic pleasure in having races take ever longer (“stages!” “Green/White/Checker!” “Overtime”).

Reason #1: It will never be rusty enough to join your fleet.

But still not clown enough:

God that typeface is horrible. There needs to be a Torch Museum of Old Car Brochures.

Man, I bet that thing is waay quicker now...

Nice car/price. But I am confused by the results of the poll:

They need to throw in a random Toyota Corolla to make clear that none of these cars can go very far on a “fillup”.

“Wonderfully awful” pretty much describes the original as well, so this is definitely a better value.

So no MLB team has any financial advantage over any other, is this your argument? 

Volvo 240, Mercedes 300D: Could you make it any more obvious how desperately you want people to think you are still a North-Loop hipster even though you have kids are moving to Eagan? Choices, consequences. Just buy the damn minivan. (full disclosure: I bought a 240 when I had my second kid, however this was in 1994

Yep, This. 

Any single cab I see now really stands out. It’s as though we are unable to make the truck/car choice and instead just add the car to the truck.

Wait, Torch is being (mostly) practical and Tom is pushing the JDM stuff? These are very confusing times.

You forgot its twin:

Hell yes to all of this

RADwood without fake wood? NP!

So if “some of the recent prototypes were fake”, that means some of them were real?  I think you buried the lede here.