“‘California gas,’ which I think was also a Herb Albert album.” Nice to have you back from vacation!

You are in favor of a lane usage tax (on bicyclists) to pay for this scheme, yes?

As a driver I am not grumpy that cyclists are putting themselves at risk, I am grumpy that they are slowing me down. Get the fuck out of my way.

It is time for commonsense laws: yes, banning bicycles won’t prevent every death, but we need to start somewhere.

“you can fuck off with that “both sides” concern” Totally agree- trying to educate either drivers or cyclists on how to more safely coexist is a waste of time. 

Not enough stars in the Kinja galaxy for this comment

“I drove it straight to a Dodge dealer and traded it in on a 2012 Charger SRT8.”  On the theory that literally anything would be more reliable?

No you wouldn’t.

It’s 7AM in real America buddy. Now I’ll have to go back to clinging to guns and religion when I wake up...

NP- I assume most first-time Ferrari buyers opt for red. Having this one tells the world you’re past that shouty, immature stage and are (slightly) less of a douche.

Still ugly AF, 86K?  CP all day.

Respectfully disagree-this thing looks amazing. While not worth 40K, where else are you going to find one? Slightly tipsy NP

Mandatory 4 engines in the specs. Rules out a lot of options. Also pretty much needed to be “made in USA”. 

Agreed, nut that’s what makes this thing great..

Snow tires. AND AWD. It’s not either-or.

When it does the “invisible poll” thing there are more than 2 choices! I want to know what the other options say!

“Both Zanardi (2001) and Hinch (2015) were saved due to the actions of CART & Indycar’s safety team.”

I drive 2 Volvos and have their roadside assistance. The (very) few times I have used the service my experience was good. This seems like a genuinely good thing- not really sure what the author’s gripe is.

Wheres the one-click buy-it-now button? That Sword hangs over the driver’s seat of every used Ferrari. NP

For sure the X5 would run circles around the Viper if the guy driving them was me. Honestly the Viper has stupid written all over it as well, but at least it’s a kind of stupid worth looking at. CP