“capped intakes make you feel like it’s about to shout out ‘DANGER WILL ROBINSON!’” LOL. Thanks Rob- made my morning. Also, CP

Having grown up northwest of Chicago they look like this: https://chicago.craigslist.org/search/nwc/cta?query=Wauconda

1) A convertible anything is irrational

Can I get a 3-row version with AWD?

Does it come in a hardtop?

It’s a $37k (Canadian)VW that other people have shat in. Even with under 50K (Canadian)Miles, it will still throw warning lights before you leave Vancouver. CP

Is the tow bar is a new Craigslist thing? Or is it, in fact a battering ram for some X-game event?

Flying cars- how hard can that be?.

Calm down mister- just get one of these tiny wonder trucks, put it in the bed of your F150 and presto! TWICE the capacity!

Any more listings like this and you will need to change the column to: “Crack Price or Even More Crack Price.”

A TV ad for a Jeep driving over fake wilderness scaring non-fish is kind of the perfect way to understand the popularity of the brand.

You’re welcome! Sorry for the slow response; I was unicycling (2 wheels=waste!) to my shift at the organic co-op.

RIP indeed. I commute past the site of the former St Paul, MN Ford Ranger assembly plant. I still see lots of these driving around- they were all the truck most people would ever need or use.

Ford will do doubt sell loads of these toys. F150s are already the # 1 selling “car” in my home state. Raptors sit shiny and unused in driveways all over town. They have become the modern equivalent of a finned 50's Caddy: status symbols and monuments to excess.

Um- aren’t these the WINTER olympics? I mean much warmer than 20 degrees and all that wintery shit starts melting, right?

Popping pop corn and waiting for dash cam vids to show up on Youtube

The Stinger has turned Kia salespeople into those Craigslist guys: “I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!!”

Karmann Ghia a deathbox? Please, a little respect- it is a lovingly handcrafted and impossibly lovely deathbox.

As we discussed last week, I live in Minneapolis, and this brace of otherwise fine Swede mobiles would max out the city-mandated allotment of cars allowed on my driveway. NP anyway.

Used in the truest sense you are correct ( 5 points for Gryffindor!), but english is an evolving language and the writer’s use of the phase “begs the question” is acceptable. Penalties offset; still first down.