Dear oh dear- on some level we are all a drain on the planet, even you TsukubaCody (if that is even your real name). If Jason T is driving an old car, it means it’s not in a landfill, and no new car need be manufactured (at substantial eco-cost). I live in Minnesota and yes, I warm my car up somewhere between 1-3…

Inclined to agree, although almost any color that isn’t silver or black looks great in these bleak times.

No it isn’t ““I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.” Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Sorry- MD is not an AWD state. I travel their a fair bit and have yet to encounter anything a rental-counter Elantra couldn’t handle. Come visit me in the midwest and i can show you what to do with snow (which is pretty much Subaru donuts in a nearby church parking lot).

Obviously you get the Delica and hack the badge so it reads Dalida. Do it soon so Kia doesn’t trademark this for their next crossover.

Drifting at walking speed pretty much describes my commute in Minnesota today. It is un-surprisingly un-fun.

No, I don’t want to pay more money for 3-D glasses. I don’t want to sit in a dirty theater filled with broken, worn chairs. Most of the movies are just shitty excuses to show a few more naked breasts, and ticket prices are usurious. Also, why are movies SO FUCKING LOUD?? There. That list is a good start.

I am a 58 YO white guy who started going to car events in the 70s. I honestly thought this stuff would have been dead and gone by now. It is unfortunate that it takes so long for these ideas to go away. Jalopnik is one of the few beacons of hope. Keep up the good work AK, and I’ll try to make a difference as well.…

The simply proves Michael’s point: Great car=300 HP. Not great car=some other number of HP.

This is exactly how NASCAR designs their silhouette. Think of the cost savings to manufacturers if we could all just agree to only drive in the daytime so they could use the headlight stickers instead of those spendy LED things.

Wasn’t this the plot of an old Top Gear?

Yes it was-no idea why I disliked this car so strongly when it was sold, but now want one.

Raph FTW! A brilliant idea.

There is a Mclaren Senna and then there is the Senna Mclaren:

God this thing looks awful.

2007 Volvo S60. just under 100K miles, AWD, comfy front seats. Got it 5 years ago; my first experience with euro-sedan-depreciation-is-a-drug. Will set out on a 1000 mile trip Christmas eve.

This is your fault Alanis. for turning them down.

You have a Jeep that is falling apart, yet you think you should keep it.

“Watching three hours of cars following each other” From the regs: “The distance of all races, from the start signal to the chequered flag, shall be equal to the least number of complete laps which exceed a distance of 305 km (Monaco 260km). However, should two hours elapse before the scheduled race distance is…